Biblical Hipster Baby Names
It’s being said that, due to quarantine, we’re bound to have a big baby boom over the next year or so. As much as we love every baby, if you’re of the mindset that we don’t really need any more Sophia’s or Aiden’s running around, allow me to assist you in choosing a truly original and Biblical moniker for your baby-to-be. These names not only carry the weight of two stone tablets, but I can guarantee that your little disciple in the making will be the only Mordecai gathered around the Fisher Price train set. Azariah means “Yaweh” - [...]
If Fast Food Restaurants Were Spiritual Gifts
I firmly believe that you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite fast food choice. For example, if their chosen poison is Subway, they want to be healthy but choose the Italian herbs and cheese bread each time, so they’re probably the type of person who’s only halfway committed to things. McDonalds? They know what they like, and they are unwavering in their conviction. Papa Johns? They think they’re better than everyone. Well, I believe this theory also bleeds over into the spiritual side of things. I think that each fast food chain almost perfectly reflects [...]